2008

Christian Tabernacle Church

Me at work. (via danhacker)

“The world is divided into armed camps ready to commit...”
— Ed Krebs (via riotrepublic)

Anyone have an idea for what the sun/flower stands for?

Ask God. June edition.

D Hue: “God, how do feel about Santa Clause? Isn’t he kinda stealing your thunder?”
GOD: I hate him! He is a fat demonic piece of shit who ruins My Son’s birthday every year with his disgusting materialism. Also, kids first learn disillusionment when they learn that he is not real. Oftentimes this distrust fosters atheism in their later years.
Weirdo Chris: “What can I do to be a better slave for you? Any tips?”
GOD: Worship Me more often. Any free time you have when you are not working or sleeping, you should have your head bowed in prayer and you should be whipping yourself for being a bad person. This pleases Me. Also, you need to give Me more money.
stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/ask-god-june/

HA HA HA.Via: Bullshit

“Teaching that abstaining from sex is the best way to stay...”
— via Streeter (via...

Stephen Hawking’s explosive new theory By Roger...

Faith healing.

“Well, I don’t think riding in a fighter plane and...”
— Retired U.S. Gen. Wesley Clark...

“Democracy demands that the religiously motivated translate...”
— Barack Obama (via...

“You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.”
— Obviously a misinterpreted...

Aliens need Christ's redemption too -...

Torture does not work

The Amaz!ng Meeting 6, June 2008

“Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual...

nikography: okay okay, i hopped on the...

Williams sisters can't vote

So true!!! via:riotrepublic

Obama dismisses Dobson criticism about Bible...

thesemodernsocks: via megbar!

God accused of selling cocaine near Tampa...

Is marriage only about procreation?

“In Kmiec’s view, marriage is primarily about procreation. Another view—a view I...

“God provides for all of our needs. He is a good father and...”
— Daniel’s pastor - Lamest...

The Pew Forum on Religion & Public Life - U.S. Landscape...

“In spite of whatever the beliefs were, as a medical...

George Carlin died. Shit, piss, fuck,...

(via whatthefuckdoineedtoknow)

My sentiments exactly…

Hit it with your bible!(via sarahchristine)

mandalay: (via azspot:caglecartoons.com) the bottom right...

Here are the stats that support the graph.

Let's hear it for freedom of speech....

The novelist Ian McEwan has launched an astonishingly strong attack on Islamism, saying that he...

szymon: feedback? maximize efficiency. wtf

Was Darwin wrong? No. {via stumblepeach}

17 teenage girls make pact to get...

This is old news. Just wanted to point out that: School policy is against giving out...

Those darn pentecostal atheists …

vero possumus = yes we can

“At 5:01 Pacific Time the first gay marriage in California...”
— Jon Stewart on The Daily Show...

Ice, Ice, baby. (Sorry, could not help myself)

Authentic linen robes!!!

“I think that people hate women. And I don’t think they like...”
— The Hills Kelly Cutrone: “In...

Teenager from faith-healing family dies in...

Teach the controversy T-shirts. Want one!! Get me one...

This cartoon reminded me of this.

dailymeh: Iwo Jima finally done right (their words, not...

Empty cage.

Behe's empty box

travors:

My thoughts exactly..

This is wrong in so many ways…

Things More Muslim than Obama

Via: The Atheist Experience Blog

“When two people part it is the one who is not in love who...”
— Marcel Proust. I immediately...

Bacteria make major evolutionary shift in...

Regime change in heaven - guardian.co.uk

Cocoa Beach, FL. We returnend him to the water safe and...

“Imagine a world in which generations of human beings come to...”
— Sam Harris, The End of Faith,...

“Yes we can” -Sen. Hillary Clinton

"Religulous" Trailer - Bill Maher's new...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

(via doodlepipski) The universe does not owe us meaning....

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...”
— Inigo Montoya (via travors)

2funkd:theministryoftruth: NASA - Sunset on Mars

Atheists caught having sex in cathedral -...

“Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the...”
— Margaret Millar (via travors)

Best Fail Dog Ever

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(via antoinetta) The newspaper on the upper right corner...

Romney Continues to Call Atheists Immoral

Tumblr Obama-mania

Obama barely won the democratic nomination. Enfasis on barely. Still some think that Clinton or her...

Too much coffee man

Obama Lincoln

“It is important to remember that Roe v. Wade did not mean...”
— Essay - Doctor Recalls...

(via topherchris) Haterz…Hillary for VP!!

The Same People - Newsweek

Jesus Made Me Puke

A Guide to Christian Clichés and Phrases

Put a Little Science in Your Life - NY Times

chroot: Taken from LAist

“I’m completely in favor of the separation of Church and...”
— George Carlin (via...

Christian Versus Atheist

applearts: Interior design room: The Space Invader Crop...

UFO's: The Psychocultural Hypothesis

“Diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell and having them...”
— Dr. Neal Raisman again — very...

“If you really believe that death leads to eternal bliss...”
— Doug Stanhope

So many atheists in one place.

 Judging Web Site Author Sanity

Since 1620, residents of Castrillo de Murcia (Spain) have...

I paid $100 to cuddle with a prostitute

szymon: Cans Festival, Banksy (via szulima)

bullshit: I think this means it will block you from...

“When it comes to questions with as-yet-unknown answers, such...”
— Martin - The Atheist...

“It’s up to you to infuse your life with meaning. No one can...”
— Lee (sharingtime) (via marco)...

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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squashed: 75,000 people CNN gave the helpful headline,...

Shushinkan Aikido Tumblr

Mr. President, the war isn’t about you — or...

We the Robots. Thanks to topherchris for the link.

“Furthermore, in contrast to earlier times, our state now...”
—  California Supreme Court....

“He is an idiot”
— Jack Cafferty. Answer he gave...

Ask God

Oy Gevalt: “Why did You create atheists? Was it the whole “free will” thing?”
GOD: I did indeed give mankind freewill, or the ability to choose. So you can choose to believe in Me and have eternal life, or you can choose to be an atheist and spend eternity in hell getting raped by demons. It’s up to you.
(From: http://stuffgodhates.wordpress.com/)

To my friend Travors.

Why not?

Honey: (ring, ring) “Hello?”
Sweetheart: : “Uh, hi Honey, it’s me.”
Honey: “Oh hi Sweetheart. What’s up?”
Sweetheart: “Well, I just wanted to check to be sure, uh, are we okay with each other?”
Honey: “What are you talking about?”
Sweetheart: “I mean in our marriage. Is our marriage okay?”
Honey: “Of course it is. What’s going on?”
Sweetheart: “Well I just heard that the California Supreme Court ruled that no one can be discriminated against in their right to marry whomever they love, and that includes same-sex couples.”
Honey: “Wow! That’s great. What’s that have to do with our marriage?”
Sweetheart: “Well, some people are saying that this is going to destroy marriage, and because our marriage is so important to me I just wanted to be sure it hasn’t been destroyed.”
Honey: (laughter) “Oh Sweetheart, you are so funny. Our marriage is up to us. It’s our creation that we make better or worse every day by the decisions we make. It can’t be destroyed by the gay couple next door who want to be married too. People who are afraid of that either have weak marriages, weak minds or small hearts.”
Sweetheart: “Yeah I thought you’d say that Honey, but I just wanted to be sure.”
Honey: “Listen Sweetheart I’ll show you how strong our marriage is when I get home tonight. Okay?”
Sweetheart: “Okay. Love ya, bye.” (Via: Friendly Atheist)

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Earth and life look just as they can be expected to look if...

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Official Barack Obama Campaign Advertisement, Kentucky May...

Talking about maps…

Game with map of North Africa and the Middle...

Hillary for VP?

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Drunken Darth Vader lookalike assaults Jedi...

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Childish superstition: Einstein's letter...

“The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs...”
— MotherJones Blog: Starbucks’...

Icross? Via: Friendly Atheist 

ATHEISTS ARE NICE PEOPLE WHO WILL ROAST IN...

I am Evolution - NPR

That’s magic for ya…

“By failing to live by the letter of the texts, while...”
— Sam Harris, The End of Faith...

“The … claim that the theory of evolution is...”
— Ken Miller

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